I heard that Mel Gibson is planning a movie about Judah Maccabee, the Che Guevara of Hanukah (click for an amusing interview with Mel by Jeffrey Goldberg in The Atlantic). I heard many Jews are outraged. I hesitate to write about this because you don’t want to encourage bad behavior by paying attention to it. But just as Mel can’t control himself when he gets loaded, sometimes I just can’t control my fingers at the laptop.
EXT. PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY/MALIBU—PERFECT SUNSET
MEL GIBSON HOLLERS at a WOMAN COP. We only hear fragments: